Tag Archive for #preschool

ROUTINE TORTURE

Dear Evangeline, I’m going to get right to the point here. I’m beginning to suspect that these self-proclaimed “baby and child-development experts” or “pediatricians” don’t know their asses from their elbows. At your most recent physical, your doctor suggested that toddlers “love routine” and you would learn to embrace a larger selection of foods if they were “offered regularly.” Every… Read more →

(Not Your Typical) First Day of Preschool

Dear Evangeline, As the epic, cliched version of the story goes, today I was first supposed to take a picture of you smiling with your absurdly cute backpack on by our front door. Ideally, you’d be holdingĀ some version of sign reading, “my first day of preschool!” I think next I am supposed to put you in the car, drive you… Read more →

The $4.49/year Blogging Slave

Dear Evangeline, I have some really great news. Mommy’s blog netted the family an extra $4.49 in 2014- almost enough to buy a cup of #joe at school to get her through her 7pm Chemistry class. I have even better news for you, too, darling. Mommy is going to start writing a lot more because she is an utterly unreformed… Read more →

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