I have some really great news. Mommy’s blog netted the family an extra $4.49 in 2014- almost enough to buy a cup of #joe at school to get her through her 7pm Chemistry class. I have even better news for you, too, darling. Mommy is going to start writing a lot more because she is an utterly unreformed workaholic and she cannot attend school this semester. For more on this depressing topic, see mommy’s other unprofitable blog.
For now, I’d just like to offer a brief and generalized outline of my blogging goals for 2015:
1. Make at least $4.50
2. Don’t embarrass yourself
3. Learn how to blog
The thing is, mommy may know how to write, but she doesn’t quite get this whole #blogging thing. She’s also a bit too proud to write things people actually want to read, rather than writing about things that she feels some kind of conviction about. I think it’s called self-promotion, or something like that. Regardless, I promise you I won’t try to get any better at it. I suppose you get a bit of your stubbornness from me, though I have a neat habit of blaming it on your father.
For 2015 starters, you, my darling, start preschool tomorrow.